Lightnings Tic-Tac's

I have redone the blog. It is now less offensive to the senses. Enjoy, I may actually post on a regular basis this time.

Thursday, November 20, 2003

Walken 2
Christopher Walken says the job has got
to go!


"Okay, baby. I've been meaning to tell you.
Nobody can do what you do. I mean look, you're
there with your suit...your coffee, your brief-
case every morning. But, :sigh: look!
Monkeys...monkeys with two shoulder patches and
a hammer for a fist get paid more money. They
get paid by the hour, man. They get paid so
much, your Aunt, the one with the...the one
with the sweat stains on her shirt is going to
puke. She's going to puke. You're worth so
much more, my pal, chum, friend? Get yourself
a new job, and maybe some crotchless panties
from Victoria's Secret. Something in red, for
you and yours."


What advice would Christopher Walken give you?
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I want to know where they hire these monkeys.

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Saturday, November 15, 2003

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

I always knew if there was a hell I was going, but this is a little further than I expected. But maybe I'll get lucky and slip out every couple eons to party in heaven.

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Sunday, November 09, 2003


Sephiroth:
Yes he's the vilian, he's gone mad, and is one bad
as mother fucker. You get in his way towards
his destination, your gonna end up like
shredded paper. Whatever you do, don't diss his
momma


What FF7 char are you??
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